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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Old Fools Journal: Ms. Anole, Ann for short

My friend was back this morning patrolling the back of my desk looking for something live to eat I think. When she got around to the front of the monitor she spotted the cursor (center top of photo) and went for it. After about five tries she realized she was not going to get it and just stood there in frustration watching. I offered some of my oat cereal but I think she wants live meat. Barbarian. Reminds me of some ladies I have known.

Green anoles, sometimes called the American Chameleon are not always green and are not true chameleons. So why are they called either one? They can change color from brown to emerald green.

SWMBO and I call anything that looks like this a "Gecko" even though we know it's not. When I'm cleaning up lizard crap, and they do crap, I call them fucking lizards.

2 comments:

Big Oak said...

That's a hoot! Well at least if you are cleaning up lizard crap they must be finding something to eat.

I'm guessing you have determined it's not a gecko because it doesn't have an English accent? (No offense to the English, just a stupid reference to goofy American commerce)

Oldfool said...

Any company that makes a commercial as dumb as that I avoid.